This is a vibrant teal and pink card adorned with delicate scallop detailing, immediately capturing attention. But it's the bold statement in yellow lettering that steals the show: 'The fact that my entire body cracks like a glow stick whenever I move and yet refuses to actually glow is very disappointing.'

This card is for those who find humour in life's quirks and can appreciate the irony of aging. Whether you're gifting it to a friend who shares your creaky sentiment or sending it to a loved one who could use a good laugh, this' card is guaranteed to crack a smile. Embrace the absurdity of existence with a touch of style and a whole lot of wit!

• 7"x 5" size
• Blank Inside
• Matching Envelope
• Foil Features